- Just because you are full doesn't mean you don't need another hot cross bun.
- Just because the bedroom door is shut doesn't mean she is asleep.
- Just because you think it will be a quick trip to the shops doesn't mean it will be.
- Just because you are considerate of other drivers doesn't mean others are considerate of you.
- Just because you are excited to get out of the house doesn't mean said driver won't make you cry.
- Just because your 2 year old usually is a dream when shopping doesn't mean she always will be.
- Just because you can threaten said 2 year old with no purchase of flashing lights slippers does not mean she will do what you want.
- Just because you are generally fit and healthy doesn't mean you should carry 2 year old around around a Westfield.
- Just because you ate McDonalds whilst 2 year old is asleep in the car, doesn't mean it actually happened.
- I can make impulsive shopping purchases that work. Orange + me = match made in heaven. Even if you think I look ridiculous, let me live with my delusions for one more day PLEASE.
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ReplyDeleteToday i learnt that:
When my 1 year old wakes at 530 i have buckleys of him going back to sleep.
Telling hubby to take his time at the pub because i thought i would sleep elsewhere was a very bad idea.